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ryan keely and kenzie reeves in “the wakeup call”

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scene title:  the wakeup call performers:  ryan keely, kenzie reeves site:  moms lick teens  ◅  reality kings (mindgeek) production credits:  none listed trailer l: kenzie reeves, r: ryan keely for once, ryan keely is not playing a stepmother. but then she never touches the actress who plays her daughter, who appears so briefly i wasn't able to identify her. her daughter's best friend, bad influence kenzie reeves, is sneaking her into the house in the early morning, and ryan, who woke up horny but whose husband just wants to sleep, discovers kenzie's stash of sex toys that she had been hoping to use on her friend. but like father, like daughter: so the two sexually frustrated women turn to each other. there have been worse premises, and there have been much worse performances of similar premises. but statuesque ryan keely is one of the greatest milf performers, as tiny kenzie reeves is absolutely the greatest pseudo-teen performer, of the current era, and the

chloe cherry, ivy jones and mazzy grace in “sorority row”

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scene title:  sorority row performers:  chloe cherry, ivy jones, mazzy grace site:  when girls play  ◅  twistys (mindgeek) production credits:  none listed trailer l: chloe cherry, c: mazzy grace, r: ivy jones i have a confession to make: i don't care for young, willowy blondes. which doesn't mean i have anything against them either: young thin blondes are just as likely to make porn i'm interested in as anyone else. it's just that a scene predicated on the inherent desirability of the blonde nymphet has to get past my inevitable eyeroll and heavy sigh before capturing my attention with vivid personalities, interesting situations, or striking aesthetics. this doesn't feature any of the above. the exceedingly slight premise (three sorority girls practicing a cheer squabble over choreography, then literally kiss and make up) is an excuse for z-grade acting (only chloe cherry is remotely engaging, perhaps because i've seen her before and know sh

abella danger and jasmine grey in “who the fuck are you?”

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sarah vandella and casey kisses in “housewife secrets”

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scene title:  housewife secrets performers:  sarah vandella, casey kisses site:  transfixed  ◅  adult time (gamma) production credits:  bree mills (dir., scr.), woody all-in (ed.) trailer l: casey kisses, r: sarah vandella the second episode of transfixed i'm reviewing is also the first with any kind of substantial storyline. casey and sarah are 50s housewives (sort of), and casey is satisfied in her marriage while sarah is not; she asks for advice to get her husband interested in her. casey shies away, murmuring that her secret to a happy sex life is a bit... unusual. but when sarah begs to know what it is, she shows her: why, she has a penis! the campy setup is almost perfectly pitched; but the transition into the two of them having sex is less well motivated, unless the delight and hunger in sarah's eyes when she sees casey's lingerie-clad member is meant to cover it. my complaint last time about kayleigh being almost silent in contrast to kenzie is minimi