the whole shebang

scene title:  vagina vendetta performers:  abigail mac, kendra spade site:  girls gone pink  ◅  mofos (mindgeek) production credits:  none listed trailer l: abigail mac, r: kendra spade oh god i said i wasn't going to talk about what gets me hard or wet, so i'll just note here that i have discovered, much later in life than i would have imagined possible, that i have a fetish i didn't realize i did. this is the second girls gone pink scene i'm reviewing, and kendra and abigail follow through on the handheld-camera premise much more extensively and imaginatively, and with greater narrative justification, than the silly gym antics of milana may and mackenzie moss. kendra is mad at a cheating boyfriend, and invites over the best friend she was cheated on with to film themselves fucking each other "better than he ever did." they trade off holding the camera while they go through any number of positions, never forgetting to remind the viewer ...

scene title:  black sheep cousins performers:  kendra spade, eliza ibarra site:  webyoung  ◅  girlsway (gamma) production credits:  stills by alan (dir.), zombie (ed.) ossienelson4 (scr.) trailer l: kendra spade, r: eliza ibarra if, as i hope i've made clear i wish to be the case, these last few scenes directed by stills by alan late last year are the last i ever see from him, then it's appropriate that at least one of them show off how terribly unimaginative he could be as a director. the blandness, stupidity, and tediousness of this scene should be remembered as his hallmarks, just as much as the novelty of his work as it first appeared back in 2015-2016 (when bree mills was still much more directly involved in girlsway). that blandness, stupidity, and tediousness can only partly be laid at the feet of the performers, both of whom i've seen better work from but who did not appear to be trying terribly hard on the day of this shoot. they'...