about

hi

this is a blog where i review girl/girl scenes released by mainstream porn studios in the month of april 2019

i review them only according to my own taste, not whether i think anyone else would or should like them. i also do not talk about how hard or wet i get while watching them, because that has almost nothing to do with how good they are and is frankly none of your business anyway

the blog title is an obvious pun, and the url is taken from a book of poems by renée vivien because i am tragically pretentious about lesbian sex.

i also will not tell you where to get the scenes for free hashtag pay for your porn. i have paid for every scene i review, so if the people who made it don't like what i have to say about it they can use my money to wipe their tears away

i might not use this lowercase internet voice the whole time

but then again fuck you i might