the whole shebang

scene title:  katrina jade and gina valentina wash each others pussies performers:  katrina jade, gina valentina site:  elegant angel production credits:  sid knox (dir.) trailer l: gina valentina, r: katrina jade every year gonzo studio elegant angel releases several all-new compilations featuring major contenders for the big avn awards: this scene is from performers of the year 2019. it's the only girl/girl scene on the disc; angela white (who won poty for the second year running in 2019), kissa sins, and abella danger were all in boy/girl scenes. we've seen all of them here over the course of the past month, if not necessarily at their best. we've also seen gina valentine and katrina jade here quite recently, and this is gina's third appearance in a gonzo scene this month. like her girlfriends scene with whitney wright, it opens with a dual interview to camera, although because elegant angel is a much better studio than girlfriends the interview ...

scene title:  just hanging out performers:  vienna black, kiarra nava'hoe site:  we live together  ◅  reality kings (mindgeek) production credits:  none listed trailer l: vienna black, r: kiarra nava'hoe our last mindgeek scene, from the most consistently mediocre mindgeek brand. reality kings is a volume business, pumping out bland, forgettable product with no distinctive style and no ambition whatever. the fact that worthwhile scenes still come off that production line is probably due more to the law of averages (and to the anonymous producers of those particular scenes) than to corporate strategy or editorial oversight. vienna black has been in the business for two years, while kiarra kai is new as of 2019, and undergoing the usual new-girl trouble of settling on a name. (in general, when a performer goes by more than one name, i use the name in the site credits in the blurbs above but tag them by the name they use on social media so i ...

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scene title:  mother's playdate performers:  dana vespoli, katie morgan site:  moms on moms  ◅  girlsway (gamma) production credits:  stills by alan (dir.), fistopher nolan (scr.) trailer l: katie morgan, r: dana vespoli it turns out the old dog of girlsway does still have some new tricks up its sleeve. moms on moms, the spinoff brand of mommy's girl that has been responsible for a tempest in a teapot among the girlsway members (who screamed bloody murder when the monthly mommy's girl count was reduced by one to make room for it) is easy for someone like me who doesn't share the pseudo-incest fetish to dismiss as more of the same, just another a work-relief program for milf-category performers: but at least this pairing, the second ever, brought in a ringer who hasn't been on mommy's girl a thousand times already, and so elevated the standard. dana vespoli seems more engaged and even to be having more fun than i've seen her in quite some t...

scene title:  libero libido performers:  skyler nicole, cecilia lion site:  we live together  ◅  reality kings (mindgeek) production credits:  none listed trailer l: cecilia lion, r: skyler nicole meanwhile, reality kings keeps right on trucking along with another entry in the welivetogether brand. this time up: cecilia lion and skyler nicole as volleyball players fighting over who gets to keep the ball as a trophy for their big win. it's a feather-slight pretext for a scene, and skyler slamming cecilia up against the lockers after she yanks the ball out of her hands one too many times would, in any genre but porn, be the beginning of an actual fight. but instead they both smirk, and skyler drops to her knees. if it was just sex from then on, it would be a dreadfully boring scene; but whether it was in the script or not (i tend to think it was, since mindgeek productions have a reputation for being micromanaged by corporate), they introduce a...

scene title:  are you ready for this wild twosome performers:  sydney cole, victoria june site:  wild on cam  ◅  cherry pimps (pimp.xxx) production credits:  none listed trailer l: sydney cole, r: victoria june another week, another girl/girl wildoncam show featuring two performers i've never watched before more engaged in playing to the live audience than in interacting with each other. camming is my least favorite of the porn formats, mostly because i'm exclusively a girl/girl consumer and the (demographically accurate) heteronormativity of camming as a genre is relentless. of course flattering the male viewer is the way performers make money during a cam session, so i can't begrudge them that attention. it's just not what i'm here for. sydney cole and victoria june may be new to me, but they've both been around for several years, and are very personable and good at what they do. they've both done plenty of girl/girl, and aren't shy a...

scene title:  the bucket list performers:  harmony wonder, cecilia lion site:  all girl massage  ◅  fantasy massage (gamma) production credits:  billy visual (dir.), willy blash (ed.) trailer l: harmony wonder, r: cecilia lion one of the most appealing young starlets to have emerged in the last year is cecilia lion, whose mane of natural hair and wide smile are visually striking in a field that can be endlessly samey. i've cooled on her since seeing her social media (among other things, she's politically unastute), but her performances are still delightful, and she's getting experienced enough to take the lead sexually, as she does here. i don't know harmony wonder as well (she's just about as new as cecilia, though does less girl/girl), but she's certainly cute here. although she's definitely no masseuse. the biggest problem with porn brands built around the massage concept is that some porn performers (often older ones) are quite good at...

scene title:  straight until wet performers:  mia lelani, brooklyn gray site:  mylfed  ◅  mylf (paper street) production credits:  none listed trailer r: brooklyn gray, l: mia lelani the last time i reviewed a scene featuring mia lelani, i said that if the baseline for competent porn was that good, the industry would be in much better shape. the baseline for competent porn, however, is much closer to this. an excruciatingly prolonged setup in which none of the people involved act like people actually would, clothing that nobody who isn't in a porn would be caught dead wearing, sexuality introduced not because it arises from the situation but because it's a porn so it has to, a generic upper-middle-class setting that for some reason still echoes like a warehouse, the premise entirely abandoned after thirty seconds of over-the-top moaning, ridiculous positions on the most uncomfortable possible surfaces that go on forever, choppy edits that ...

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