the whole shebang

scene title:  twisted passions #26 [scene 1] performers:  aali kali, bunny colby site:  girlfriends films production credits:  dan o'connell (dir.) trailer l: bunny colby, r: aali kali there it is. there's the shabby, underlit, tackily decorated, poorly recorded, dingy-looking girlfriends films style i know so well. twisted passions #26 was released on dvd in november 2018. it's their "hotel fantasies" line, which just means there's about five minutes of very awkward interaction between desk clerk scarlett sage and guests aali and bunny before they confess that they're getting a room so they can explore their newfound feelings for each other in privacy. cut to scarlett toasting their lesbian relationship with champagne in their lingerie. it's the dumbest, most awkward, hideously outdated and blatantly male-fantasy script i've seen from girlfriends all month, and that's saying something. at least once scarlett leaves them to ...

scene title:  lesbian psychodramas #30 [scene 4] performers:  bree daniels, milana may site:  girlfriends films production credits:   dan o'connell (dir.) trailer l: milana may, r: bree daniels the sequel to the india summer/kristen scott scene is here, and it's as dull and predictable as expected. bree and milana, in some bedroom or other, half-heartedly debate whether india summer's psychic was right and they are lesbians, and decide to kiss to find out. that's it, that's the whole story. long before the month is out, i am going to run out of ways to say that girlfriends makes badly-lit, poorly-written, awkwardly-shot, hideously-staged, and miserably-audio recorded girl/girl porn. the one spark of visual interest here is that bree daniels is so pale that the light from the hot pink bedspread beneath her bounces up and shades her flesh in an interesting way. well, that, and the contrast between her and milana may's tan. but when you've sai...

scene title:  lesbian sex #19 [scene 4] performers:  gina valentina, whitney wright site:  girlfriends films production credits:   dan o'connell (dir.) trailer l: gina valentina, r: whitney wright despite my disdain, girlfriends is just about neck-and-neck with girlsway as the most prolific girl/girl porn brand in the industry; and thanks to the happenstance of when the weekly schedule falls on the monthly calendar, i'm reviewing two girlfriends scenes before even one girlsway. this one is from a dvd that was released in november 2018, from a line that is the closest girlfriends gets, in their stodgy, uninflected way, to gonzo. gina and whitney sit down with each other and ask pat questions about each others' sexual histories and how they deal with the stigma of being in porn. after about twenty minutes of gina's stoner philosophy and whitney's practised generalizations, they smile awkwardly at the camera and we cut to kissing. they are much more c...

scene title:  lesbian psychodramas #30 [scene 3] performers:  india summer, kristen scott site:  girlfriends films production credits:  dan o'connell (dir.) trailer l: india summer, r: kristen scott hoo boy i haven't watched any girlfriends material in going on eight years, and it was never at the top of my list even when it was a regular part of my diet. but it's gotten very bad. or maybe it's stayed the same and all the rest of porn has gotten so much better. either way, i watched the entire first act in a full-body cringe, as india summer (a psychic) guided kristen scott (alongside her friends bree daniels and milana may, whose scene will presumably be upcoming) through an inane, excruciatingly slow crystal-ball session designed to tell them they are all lesbians. i like kristen scott a lot as a performer and have been impressed by her acting in other productions, but she's given so little to work with here that before the sex starts she's vir...