the whole shebang

scene title:  long hair stunning babes in heels performers:  andreina deluxe, lexi dona site:  lesbea  ◅  sexyhub (really useful) production credits:  none listed trailer l: lexi dona, r: andreina deluxe it's hard not to feel as though every site is just pushing its least notable stuff out at the end of the month, even though i know intellectually that of course the scheduling doesn't work that way. anyway, here's the last thing we're seeing from lesbea in april, and it has all of lesbea's faults that we've seen throughout. it has most of its virtues too, but to the usual mediocre effect. we saw czech lexi dona with ukrainian josephine jackson for lesbea a couple weeks ago, and she's back with colombian andreina deluxe, who is much newer and less experienced in girl/girl but not very shy about it. their similar body types, including long waterfalls of dark hair, and almost total lack of discernable personality make the scene relatively same

scene title:  squirt training performers:  bonnie rotten, zoey monroe site:  hot and mean  ◅  brazzers (mindgeek) production credits:  none listed trailer l: bonnie rotten, r: zoey monroe the last brazzers scene of the month cements their reputation as the silliest and most cartoonish site i've regularly covered here. i didn't believe a second of this scene in terms of emotional connection or sexual intimacy, but i was never asked to. the preposterous premise, with purple-haired zoey monroe in a sort of porn-stunt boot camp being drilled in her maneuvers by heavily-tattooed bonnie rotten, presents the basic reality of the scene as so heightened and stylized that it might as well have opened with the looney tunes theme. not that i'm complaining: psychologically credible and emotionally intimate pornography is great, but there's also a place for the high-energy circus-trick type of porn, in which the various things that the human body can do that someone

scene title:  curious cousin performers:  alexis fawx, christie stevens site:  girls try anal  ◅  girlsway (gamma) production credits:  stills by alan (dir.), zombie (ed.), fistopher nolan (scr.) trailer l: christie stevens, r: alexis fawx sigh. it's hard to keep trying to find diplomatic ways to couch my increasing exhaustion with the girlsway formula. even at the height of my interest in the site, i never watched every scene in a month, and doing so now just drives home how banal and slipshod the basic structure of a girlsway scene is. introduce characters (throw in a gratuitous shot of the girlsway website if possible), have them to chatter about nothing for about three minutes, have one of them bring up sex to the other's shock and possible intrigue, establish a backstory of sexual disappointment/inexperience, get actually sexual, get the surprised reaction shot that can be plastered on the scene's branding and gifed for tube-site advertising, then run