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scene title:  hog wild performers:  natalie mars, riley reyes site:  ts pussy hunters  ◅  kink production credits:  sadie lola (dir.) trailer l: riley reyes, r: natalie mars well, huh. i've had to wrestle before with how to evaluate scenes which are very much not my thing (anal, squirting, and pseudo-incest don't do much for me, but i've seen enough of each that i can distinguish between the mediocre and the great), but i've never had to figure out how to talk about something so far out of the realm of being my thing i didn't even know it was anybody's thing. so i want to tread lightly here. the specific fetish is, i guess, dehumanization. riley reyes plays a woman whose car has broken down and stops at a farm to ask for gasoline. farmgirl natalie mars instead chains her and turns her into a "piggie," giving her ears and a buttplug tail and stretching her nostrils with wire in imitation of a snout, cages her, puts her hands in synth

scene title:  #difs performers:  adira allure, lasirena69 site:  girls gone pink  ◅  mofos (mindgeek) production credits:  none listed trailer l: lasirena69, r: adira allure i'd been waiting for the other shoe to drop, for mofos' girls gone pink brand to display just how soul-crushingly awful it can be, and here we go. but i want to be clear: very little of how terrible this scene was was the fault of the two performers at the center. adira allure and lasirena69 are new to porn as of this year, but they're already highly skilled professionals with excellent chemistry and maintain solid sexual enthusiasm despite the sophomoric bullshit surrounding them. because the scene is supposedly set in a dorm room among college students, and there are three men in the room (one of whom is holding the camera) before the two of them even arrive. a lot of girl/girl consumers have a hard-and-fast no dudes rule, and would rate this scene low or even disqualify it outrigh

scene title:  the watcher performers:  alexis fawx, kenzie reeves site:  sweetheart video (mile high) production credits:  ricky greenwood (dir.) trailer l: alexis fawx, r: kenzie reeves another sweetheart dvd begins its slow rollout here: older women younger girls #13, doing exactly what it says on the tin. this is kenzie reeves' fourth appearance this month, and third time being partnered with significantly older, taller women, which only makes sense: her diminutive stature and small frame make her one of the most in-demand pseudo-teen performers. her role here as the neighbor's daughter spying on alexis fawx as she bathes demands little from her in terms of acting; i'm not sure she even has a line of dialogue before the sex begins. it's alexis, with an extensive opening voiceover and patient solo sequence, who is the real star of the scene. the protracted sequence in which kenzie and alexis both masturbate to the thought of each other, supposedly

scene title:  sugar mommy performers:  franny, sarah cute site:  old young lesbian love  ◅  21sextreme (gamma) production credits:  none listed trailer l: franny, r: sarah cute boy, this was just an interminable slog. i was fine with the last oldyounglesbianlove scene. i mean i didn't love it or give it a high score, but i didn't actively despise it. this one i did. comparing the two screengrabs for each scene gives an indication as to why: katana and bibi pink were shot in muted tones with plenty of rich dark colors, while franny and sarah cute are shot in blown-out light with tacky, jaundiced coloring. the central performances were fine, but hardly distinctive enough to overcome the sickly visuals; sarah cute's voiceover intro (her english is quite good, among the best continental european performers' i've heard) was entirely pro forma, and i found the food play at the beginning revolting. (yeah, that's an entirely personal bugbear, and if i'

scene title:  milf book club massage performers:  ryan keely, aiden starr, crystal rush site:  all girl massage  ◅  fantasy massage (gamma) production credits:  billy visual (dir.), fistopher nolan (scr.), willy balsh (ed.) trailer l: crystal rush, c: aiden starr, r: ryan keely it's probably perverse of me to give this scene my highest rating of any allgirlmassage scene so far this month when it was undoubtedly the most widely criticized and disliked by the network members who rated and commented on it. (to be fair, it is also the most liked scene of the month; but the like-to-dislike ratio is lower than on any scene not featuring a person of color.) the polarizing element is, as you might guess from the screengrab, aiden starr, whose porn career has been long and distinguished but who has transitioned into mostly behind-the-camera positions as the years have gone on and her waistline has thickened. i'm all for a greater diversity of body types and expanding t