the whole shebang

scene title:  marley brinx first ggdp! performers:  marley brinx, ivy lebelle, lyra law site:  lesbianx  ◅  xempire production credits:  mason (dir.) trailer l: ivy lebelle, c: marley brinx, r: lyra law phew. i'm glad that there was at least one manic strapon frenzy on lesbianx this month, since that's one of the site's primary niches, along with squirting and anal. the pre-scene interview continues to be back, and this time petite marley brinx is the star, doing her first girl/girl double penetration scene. ivy lebelle, who was in the last lesbianx scene, and lyra law, who has popped up a couple times now, including in the first scene i reviewed for this blog, are her pseudo-studs. but girl/girl double penetration isn't really a very common type of scene outside of lesbianx: the symbiotic relationship between gonzo and relatively extreme acts strikes again, since those acts are difficult to build into a narrative (pace kink), so gonzo g...

scene title:  please make me lesbian #17 [scene 2] performers:  brooklyn chase, jessica rex, victoria june site:  girlfriends films production credits:  b. skow (dir.) trailer l: victoria june, c: jessica rex, l: brooklyn chase the second installment of please make me lesbian #17 (original dvd release: march 2018) again has nothing to do with the first, except that it's in keeping with the vague theme of the title. brooklyn chase and victoria june, who both sport stereotypical pornstar anatomy, play a couple seducing their boss's daughter jessica rex, who affects a more natural look, and is supposed to be wondering if she's a lesbian. i have to give credit to girlfriends for giving work to women like brooklyn and victoria, whose tanned, lean, enhanced bodies are deeply unfashionable (at least for non-superstars) in the current era of porn, but who are still solid performers with a lot to offer in the right conditions. they stumble through their...

scene title:  milf book club massage performers:  ryan keely, aiden starr, crystal rush site:  all girl massage  ◅  fantasy massage (gamma) production credits:  billy visual (dir.), fistopher nolan (scr.), willy balsh (ed.) trailer l: crystal rush, c: aiden starr, r: ryan keely it's probably perverse of me to give this scene my highest rating of any allgirlmassage scene so far this month when it was undoubtedly the most widely criticized and disliked by the network members who rated and commented on it. (to be fair, it is also the most liked scene of the month; but the like-to-dislike ratio is lower than on any scene not featuring a person of color.) the polarizing element is, as you might guess from the screengrab, aiden starr, whose porn career has been long and distinguished but who has transitioned into mostly behind-the-camera positions as the years have gone on and her waistline has thickened. i'm all for a greater diversity of body ...

scene title:  maid for each other: nasty cleaning crew performers:  kenzie reeves, alina lopez, mackenzie moss site:  girlsway (gamma) production credits:  casey calvert & eli cross (dir.), fistopher nolan (scr.) trailer l: alina lopez, c: kenzie reeves, r: mackenzie moss newcomer mackenzie moss has her second girl/girl scene and girlsway debut here. in a scene with such strong performers as sex goblin kenzie reeves and natural domme alina lopez, there's a possibility that she could be overshadowed, but she holds her own without ever taking charge of the scene the way alina and kenzie trade off doing. the premise, that the three of them are a maid cleaning service hired by london river (in the same house where she and alina cavorted in "fam fiction," also directed by casey and eli, an indication of just crowded the girlsway shooting schedule is), is thin and unconvincing; london as the demanding, bitchy homeowner gives the most believable p...

scene title:  lesbian taxi threesome wild orgasms performers:  anna di, cherry kiss, hayli sanders site:  female fake taxi  ◅  fakehub (really useful) production credits:  none listed trailer l: cherry kiss, c: hayli sanders, r: anna di oh, jesus, not another one. that's what i said to myself when this came up in the schedule, and it's what i said to myself when i started watching the video and serbian cherry kiss (who i last saw being very appreciative in a very bad 21sextury scene) was making awkward small talk with ukrainians anna di (who usually goes by dominic anna) and hayli sanders (who is still very new). but you never can tell, and this scene, despite being a threesome and so having more room for awkwardness, especially in such a limited space, was much better than the first femalefaketaxi scene i reviewed here. partly that's because it was carried on in english, as the only language the three of them have in common, but partly ...

scene title:  orgasmic threesome performers:  anissa kate, tiffany tatum, angelika grays site:  dorcel club production credits:  hervé bodilis (dir.) trailer r: tiffany tatum, c: anissa kate, l: angelika grays a dorcel girl/girl scene is always an occasion for conflicting feelings for me. on the one hand, it's shot spectacularly: lighting, makeup, costuming, decor, all the production values are at a very high level. and dorcel hires professionals who are good at what they do: here the veterans anissa kate (french of algerian heritage) and tiffany tatum (hungarian) induct the newcomer angelika grays (ukrainian) into a vaguely submissive sexual relationship, where the submission is shown more by costuming than action. it looks ravishing from beginning to end. but on the other hand, there is often no dialogue (or when there is, it's in french, untranslated), it's generally a showcase for toys (always from dorcel's own line of handsome, expensive sex ...

scene title:  sorority row performers:  chloe cherry, ivy jones, mazzy grace site:  when girls play  ◅  twistys (mindgeek) production credits:  none listed trailer l: chloe cherry, c: mazzy grace, r: ivy jones i have a confession to make: i don't care for young, willowy blondes. which doesn't mean i have anything against them either: young thin blondes are just as likely to make porn i'm interested in as anyone else. it's just that a scene predicated on the inherent desirability of the blonde nymphet has to get past my inevitable eyeroll and heavy sigh before capturing my attention with vivid personalities, interesting situations, or striking aesthetics. this doesn't feature any of the above. the exceedingly slight premise (three sorority girls practicing a cheer squabble over choreography, then literally kiss and make up) is an excuse for z-grade acting (only chloe cherry is remotely engaging, perhaps because i've seen her before and kn...

scene title:  heartbreakers performers:  charlie red, leanne lace, nancy a site:  nubile films  ◅  nubiles production credits:  none listed trailer l: leanne lace, c: charlie red, r: nancy a i've now had occasion to look at several threesomes featuring beautiful european models who barely say anything throughout the scene, and this one, purely in terms of how well the performers do their job and how well they are photographed, is probably the best so far. that it still scores lower than the lesbea scene released the the same day is due to my sjw, or diversity, points, which is exactly how they are meant to function: mere quality isn't good enough. which isn't to say this is a great scene, only just barely scraping the surface of adequate. i believed in the sex the models (two czech, one ukrainian) were having, if not in the flimsy introcution: leanne is working out, charlie is bathing, nancy is browsing porn on the very website she's app...

scene title:  kenzie reeves, jayden starr & victoria cakes performers:  kenzie reeves, jayden starr, victoria cakes site:  zebra girls  ◅  dogfart production credits:  none listed trailer l: victoria cakes, c: kenzie reeves, r: jayden starr well, this is a whole lot. let's start with the site. zebra girls, the girl/girl site from dogfart network (yes, it's the worst-named company in porn, an industry with stiff competition in that arena), which focuses entirely on interracial pairings, has frequently been one of my guilty pleasures over the past couple of years. or not guilty, really: conflicted. it's one of the few girl/girl sites to reliably feature black women, but it's also shot terribly and has frequently featured uncomfortable, borderline racist premises playing on white anxieties about "angry black women." there's a little bit of that here: towards the end, jayden and victoria make a half-hearted attempt to push the scene int...

scene title:  sex toy sparks lesbian threesome performers:  boni, lina mercury, mia casanova site:  lesbea  ◅  sexyhub (really useful) production credits:  none listed trailer r: mia casanova, c: boni, l: lina mercury one thing european girl/girl studios are uniformly excellent at is finding beautiful women. regardless of whether they are any good at acting, projecting a personality, or giving pleasure to other women, they sure do look nice in the attempt. here we have a very slight premise on which to hang a scene, but it's miles better than no premise at all, which has been lesbea's standard procedure until quite recently. italian mia, russian lina and colombian boni are having a pillow fight on, presumably, boni's bed. at least when lina picks up a pillow and discovers a large black dildo underneath, boni admits it's hers in one of the very few spoken lines (in english, no less) of the scene. apparently the very thought of a dildo gets ...

scene title:  anal mind games performers:  casey calvert, kira noir, whitney wright site:  everything butt ◅ kink production credits:  kirin kurai (dir.) trailer l: whitney wright, c: casey calvert, r: kira noir now this is extreme fetish porn done right. it's still not remotely my thing (i had to look away while the camera stared down the barrel of kira noir's asshole spread wide with a speculum), but it was well-made, with great performances, a relatively intelligent premise (you know, for fetish porn), and even, shockingly, attractive cinematography. casey, kira and whitney were the selling point, of course: all three spiegler girls, all three among the best actors of the current moment in porn as well as unafraid to do just about anything with their bodies. casey and kira have done more extreme work, while whitney, who is newer, has embraced more acting-heavy roles and has earned a reputation as a beloved weirdo. the checklists of st...

scene title:  facts of lust truth or dare performers:  bunny colby, ella knox, quinn wilde site:  that sitcom show (nubiles) production credits:  none listed trailer l: bunny colby, c: ella knox, r: quinn wilde as noted previously, i like comedy more than drama, so i should be kindly disposed to a site that only does porn parodies of well-known sitcoms, spending the first five minutes or so establishing a horny version of familiar characters (complete with laugh track), then jumping into sex. well, sure, if it was well-made i might like it. i've never actually seen the facts of life, so i have no idea how faithful this trio of young ladies is to jo, nat, and blair (plus nina hartley as mrs. garrett, almost catching them halfway through and actually catching them at the end, presumably as a reminder of the premise). it hardly matters, though: once their clothes come off so do the assumed personalities. the sex is routine and mechanistic, as ofte...

scene title:  gym orgy performers:  cherry kiss, jozephine jackson, diane chrystall site:  lez cuties  ◅  21sextury (gamma) production credits:  none listed trailer l: cherry kiss, c: jozephine jackson, r: diane chrystall threesomes are rough. it's difficult to balance sexual attention between the three participants with the best will in the world, and if any two members are too into each other there's always the danger of the other becoming too much of a third wheel. worse yet, threesomes without any setup, character, or dialogue run the risk of becoming simply a catalog of body parts, tedious even in their explicitness because anatomy is far less erotic than personality. i have no reason to believe that cherry kiss (serbian), jozephine jackson (ukrainian) and diane chrystall (hungarian) did not enjoy themselves throughout the activity recorded in this scene: in particular, cherry kiss, the most experienced of the three, vocalized her ple...