the whole shebang

scene title:  a not so secret snatch admirer performers:  rachael cavalli, abby adams site:  dyked  ◅  team skeet (paper street) production credits:  none listed trailer l: rachael cavalli, r: abby adams wow, this was hot garbage. there's a seed of an interesting story here: teen who finds herself accidentally locked out of her parents' home while they're away for the weekend takes refuge in the home of the older woman next door and seduces her isn't the most original idea in the world, but there are possibilities there. but even though the intro to the sex seemed to drag on forever, including multiple changes of clothing, so little happened that once the sex started it felt more like they were finally getting on with the porn than like it was the natural next step in their erotic journey. neither performer is any great shakes as an actor, although rachael cavalli at least has the self-possession of maturity. but abby adams as the instig...

scene title:  rainy day milf delight performers:  diamond foxx, cleo clementine site:  mylfed  ◅  mylf (paper street) production credits:  none listed trailer l: cleo clementine, r: diamond foxxx paper street media, which owns megasite team skeet, mylf, and some dozen further porn properties, seems to be trying to position itself as a sort of low-rent mindgeek, pumping out volume content in established niches. since my only interaction with them is with the two girl/girl brands (team skeet's dyked and mylf's mylfed; other paper street sites very occasionally feature girl/girl scenes), i have limited data, but from what i can see they have a long way to go before they can compete with mindgeek in terms of quality control. this is one of the worst-shot scenes i've seen all month. although i typically appreciate handheld cameras over stationary ones, a handheld camera operator who doesn't know how to frame a shot or capture action is worse th...

scene title:  straight until wet performers:  mia lelani, brooklyn gray site:  mylfed  ◅  mylf (paper street) production credits:  none listed trailer r: brooklyn gray, l: mia lelani the last time i reviewed a scene featuring mia lelani, i said that if the baseline for competent porn was that good, the industry would be in much better shape. the baseline for competent porn, however, is much closer to this. an excruciatingly prolonged setup in which none of the people involved act like people actually would, clothing that nobody who isn't in a porn would be caught dead wearing, sexuality introduced not because it arises from the situation but because it's a porn so it has to, a generic upper-middle-class setting that for some reason still echoes like a warehouse, the premise entirely abandoned after thirty seconds of over-the-top moaning, ridiculous positions on the most uncomfortable possible surfaces that go on forever, choppy edits that ...

scene title:  babysitting a bad bitch performers:  elle voneva, sophia lux site:  dyked  ◅  team skeet  (paper street) production credits:  none listed trailer l: elle voneva, r: sophia lux well jesus christ i knew not to expect much from team skeet, because i've browsed through their output before, but this is a whole other level of unpleasant and incompetent. i'm not sure how much to blame the performers. i've never seen them in anything before, so i don't know what they're capable of under decent direction or with a decent premise. but here, they are respectively a total nonentity (elle) and a profoundly awkward actress (sophia). and unusually, their performance once the sex starts doesn't redeem them. i have no idea whether they were actually enjoying themselves while giving or experiencing pleasure while receiving, but there was, shall we say, room to doubt. i want to be fair: part of my distaste for sophia's performance is n...