the whole shebang

scene title:  rainy day milf delight performers:  diamond foxx, cleo clementine site:  mylfed  ◅  mylf (paper street) production credits:  none listed trailer l: cleo clementine, r: diamond foxxx paper street media, which owns megasite team skeet, mylf, and some dozen further porn properties, seems to be trying to position itself as a sort of low-rent mindgeek, pumping out volume content in established niches. since my only interaction with them is with the two girl/girl brands (team skeet's dyked and mylf's mylfed; other paper street sites very occasionally feature girl/girl scenes), i have limited data, but from what i can see they have a long way to go before they can compete with mindgeek in terms of quality control. this is one of the worst-shot scenes i've seen all month. although i typically appreciate handheld cameras over stationary ones, a handheld camera operator who doesn't know how to frame a shot or capture action is worse th...

scene title:  straight until wet performers:  mia lelani, brooklyn gray site:  mylfed  ◅  mylf (paper street) production credits:  none listed trailer r: brooklyn gray, l: mia lelani the last time i reviewed a scene featuring mia lelani, i said that if the baseline for competent porn was that good, the industry would be in much better shape. the baseline for competent porn, however, is much closer to this. an excruciatingly prolonged setup in which none of the people involved act like people actually would, clothing that nobody who isn't in a porn would be caught dead wearing, sexuality introduced not because it arises from the situation but because it's a porn so it has to, a generic upper-middle-class setting that for some reason still echoes like a warehouse, the premise entirely abandoned after thirty seconds of over-the-top moaning, ridiculous positions on the most uncomfortable possible surfaces that go on forever, choppy edits that ...