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scene title:  katrina jade and gina valentina wash each others pussies performers:  katrina jade, gina valentina site:  elegant angel production credits:  sid knox (dir.) trailer l: gina valentina, r: katrina jade every year gonzo studio elegant angel releases several all-new compilations featuring major contenders for the big avn awards: this scene is from performers of the year 2019. it's the only girl/girl scene on the disc; angela white (who won poty for the second year running in 2019), kissa sins, and abella danger were all in boy/girl scenes. we've seen all of them here over the course of the past month, if not necessarily at their best. we've also seen gina valentine and katrina jade here quite recently, and this is gina's third appearance in a gonzo scene this month. like her girlfriends scene with whitney wright, it opens with a dual interview to camera, although because elegant angel is a much better studio than girlfriends the interview ...

scene title:  axel braun's girlfest 2 [scene 1] performers:  gina valentina, lacy lennon site:  wicked pictures production credits:  axel braun (dir.) trailer l: lacy lennon, r: gina valentina the hollow laugh i gave out when this five-scene collection popped up on the last monday in the month, the second-to-last day before i will be free of this goddamn project. back deep in the archives now, i expressed surprise and delight at how many wicked scenes i was getting to review, because they were usually so sparing with their girl/girl. two weeks passed with only boy/girl releases, and i felt we were back to normal. then of course axel braun drops a wall-to-wall girl/girl release, as if to taunt me. wicked is known for their features, but like everyone else they keep the lights on with "all-sex" releases, themed compilations of story-free sex between good-looking performers who are pros enough to either have real chemistry or to fake it well enough tha...

scene title:  just hanging out performers:  vienna black, kiarra nava'hoe site:  we live together  ◅  reality kings (mindgeek) production credits:  none listed trailer l: vienna black, r: kiarra nava'hoe our last mindgeek scene, from the most consistently mediocre mindgeek brand. reality kings is a volume business, pumping out bland, forgettable product with no distinctive style and no ambition whatever. the fact that worthwhile scenes still come off that production line is probably due more to the law of averages (and to the anonymous producers of those particular scenes) than to corporate strategy or editorial oversight. vienna black has been in the business for two years, while kiarra kai is new as of 2019, and undergoing the usual new-girl trouble of settling on a name. (in general, when a performer goes by more than one name, i use the name in the site credits in the blurbs above but tag them by the name they use on social media so i ...

scene title:  long hair stunning babes in heels performers:  andreina deluxe, lexi dona site:  lesbea  ◅  sexyhub (really useful) production credits:  none listed trailer l: lexi dona, r: andreina deluxe it's hard not to feel as though every site is just pushing its least notable stuff out at the end of the month, even though i know intellectually that of course the scheduling doesn't work that way. anyway, here's the last thing we're seeing from lesbea in april, and it has all of lesbea's faults that we've seen throughout. it has most of its virtues too, but to the usual mediocre effect. we saw czech lexi dona with ukrainian josephine jackson for lesbea a couple weeks ago, and she's back with colombian andreina deluxe, who is much newer and less experienced in girl/girl but not very shy about it. their similar body types, including long waterfalls of dark hair, and almost total lack of discernable personality make the scene relatively sam...

scene title:  please make me lesbian #17 [scene 2] performers:  brooklyn chase, jessica rex, victoria june site:  girlfriends films production credits:  b. skow (dir.) trailer l: victoria june, c: jessica rex, l: brooklyn chase the second installment of please make me lesbian #17 (original dvd release: march 2018) again has nothing to do with the first, except that it's in keeping with the vague theme of the title. brooklyn chase and victoria june, who both sport stereotypical pornstar anatomy, play a couple seducing their boss's daughter jessica rex, who affects a more natural look, and is supposed to be wondering if she's a lesbian. i have to give credit to girlfriends for giving work to women like brooklyn and victoria, whose tanned, lean, enhanced bodies are deeply unfashionable (at least for non-superstars) in the current era of porn, but who are still solid performers with a lot to offer in the right conditions. they stumble through their...

scene title:  diagnosis: sluts need to be naked performers:  sinn sage, kacie castle site:  whipped ass  ◅  kink production credits:  fivestar (dir.) trailer l: sinn sage, r: kacie castle kink's schedule of two releases per sub-brand per month means that i've gotten to sample a variety, even if only a small variety, from the three girl/girl sub-brands they feature. whipped ass, the only consistent source for girl/girl bdsm of any kind in the current era, features my highest scores not because i prefer bdsm to anal or trans scenes (although i might), but because they have the most thorough narratives, the best filmmaking, and at least in the two examples i've gotten, some of the strongest performers (especially of sub/dom narratives) in the business. this is apparently sinn sage's first time working for whipped ass since 2011, and she seems to have graduated to domme in the meantime. her extensive career in porn means that she's done just a...

scene title:  we tease together performers:  abigail mac, ella knox site:  we live together  ◅  reality kings (mindgeek) production credits:  none listed trailer l: abigail mac, r: ella knox in some ways this could be seen as a spiritual sequel to abigail mac's scene a few weeks back with kendra spade for mofos: two women putting on a performance of lesbian sexuality for an inadequate boyfriend at the other end of the video recording. but although thematically it's the same, psychologically it's the inverse: rather than taunting the unseen boyfriend with how much better abigail is at pleasing her, as kendra did, ella is doing it as a tease and an invitation to up his game. there's probably something more honest about girl/girl porn that explicitly invites the male gaze; performers who declare themselves to be bisexual are frequently candid about getting off to turning men on by interacting with women. my kneejerk discomfort (a common one a...

scene title:  easter treat yourself performers:  nicole aniston, katana kombat site:  when girls play  ◅  twistys (mindgeek) production credits:  none listed trailer l: katana kombat, r: nicole aniston the last time katana kombat appeared here, she was in charge of the scene with kenna james; this time the roles are reversed, as nicole aniston takes confident charge here and directs the action in smart and engaging ways. i haven't taken much opportunity over the years to enjoy nicole aniston's work (partly because she primarily does boy/girl), but she's a classic old-school pornstar, familiar with her angles and professional to the hilt. the very slight premise is wholly unconvincing, and even a bit nauseating, as the two of them enact a fluffy fantasy of simpering femininity that at least has the decency to be silent (set to dorky electronica) and brief. why two grown women would be undertaking this silly holiday ritual is a question so i...

scene title:  yudi pineda: sinful nun performers:  ágata pons, amaranta hank site:  cum louder production credits:  none listed trailer l: amaranta hank, r: ágata pons i've never seen anything from the freemium site cumlouder before, but because this scene was released in april 2019, i've had to take a look; the production seems to be based out of spain, and the dialogue (when any) seems to be mostly in spanish. this scene had english subtitles until the sex started; amaranta hank as the mother superior continued to talk dirty in spanish, but the subtitles were gone. (i know enough spanish that i didn't miss them, but just for the record.) amaranta is a regular at cumlouder and has worked for several other european companies, while ágata pons (who plays the the titular novice) seems to have worked very little. i liked both their performances while never believing either of them for a second, but that may just be my soft spot for telenovela-style hei...

scene title:  taking turns performers:  amie, serena a site:  the life erotic (metart) production credits:  alana h (dir.) trailer l: amie, r: serena a metart, as a production company, has traditionally focused on erotic photography, usually of a single model; even when they branched out into video toward the end of the 2000s, the videos have tended to remain solo masturbation. their sub-brand the life erotic, which focuses more on female pleasure and light kink than on pristine visuals, is also largely solo-oriented, but occasionally includes a girl/girl scene. on the website, this scene is called "taking turns 2" because "taking turns 1" is the name of the photoset from the same session, another reminder that video is a lower priority for any metart-owned brand that isn't sexart or viv thomas. like most metart models, the women using the names amie and serena for this site don't appear to be prolific elsewhere; i can't even tell for s...

scene title:  lesbian legal #14 [scene 3] performers:  kat dior, danni rivers site:  girlfriends films production credits:  b. skow (dir.) trailer l to r: eva long, violet rain, danni rivers, kat dior jesus fucking christ. i feel like i deserve restitution for sitting through that introduction. none of the four principles in the second half of this stupid movie can act, the story they are telling about new york lawyers suing a las vegas plastic surgeon for sexually harrassing strippers is profoundly stupid and nonsensical, and every minute of the twenty before the sex begins feels like an eternity because girlfriends doesn't know how to pace for shit. i will note that i only just realized that long-serving gonzo director b. skow directed lesbian legal #14, because i happened to check iafd.com for this scene. presumably he's why the color grading is so professional, and why the sex is filmed in a minimally more competent manner than we saw in, for ...

scene title:  teens with big tits share foot play performers:  boni, marry morgan site:  lesbea  ◅  sexyhub (really useful) production credits:  none listed trailer l: boni, r: marry morgan after two relatively intense scenes back to back, it was nice to finish off the 14th with an undemanding european scene with no story or character conflict, no dialogue other than the occasional "yes" or "sí," and a gauzy set that manages to be suffused with light without blowing out the camera lens. huh, it's almost like actual photographers know how to handle light. not that it was perfect: boni's skin tone could be oddly yellowish at times (porn doesn't know how to light black people, part one million), but she was lovely anyway: and as if to make up for her last appearance on lesbea, when i complained that she got relatively little attention in the threesome (because someone always does in a threesome), marry spends the bulk of the running time p...

scene title:  honey, it's not what you think! performers:  bridgette b, romi rain site:  hot and mean  ◅  brazzers (mindgeek) production credits:  none listed trailer l: romi rain, r: bridgette b i'm not going to lie, i did a small dorky dance of excitement when i saw that bridgette b had a scene i could review this month. i have no particular views on her as a person, but as a performer, she's one of the best in the business, oriented particularly around character and narrative, and so one of the great improvisers of dialogue not just of her generation of porn stars, but likely of all time. maybe i just think that because her particular tics of things she thinks of to say are things that i find hot, or maybe the slight hint of her spanish accent does it for me; but for my money when she's really feeling a scene there's not a better dirty-talker in the state of california. if she wasn't really feeling this scene it is undetectable: playing the...

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scene title:  hot lesbian seduction performers:  alina lopez, anne amari site:  lesbianx (xempire) production credits:  mason (dir.) trailer l: alina lopez, r: anne amari speaking of mid-2000s gonzo, here's a scene straight from that school, with only the ages of the participants, the highness of the definition, and the zooming trap beats that open it marking any difference in the passage of time. i know and deeply respect alina lopez, one of the strongest young performers of the present moment, but this is my first encounter with anne amari, who appears to be less than a year into her career. because mason has stopped doing the brief interview to camera where she asks the girls what they're doing and how they feel about it, i have no feel for her personality beyond what reactions alina, who is very much driving the scene throughout, is able to elicit with her snakelike tongue and boundless energy. but they're both beautiful young women and giv...

scene title:  soft girl obedience performers:  jenna sativa, kayla paris site:  when girls play  ◅  twistys (mindgeek) production credits:  none listed trailer l: jenna sativa, r: kayla paris i've always been a little skeptical of jenna sativa. not in the sense of the standard girl/girl fan "oh she's not really a lesbian" moaning, or even in the more discerning porn fan's belief that her white-of-the-eyes orgasms are over-the-top and inauthentic. i am one who appreciates any effort performers put in to convince the camera they're having orgasms, and i don't expect any girl/girl performer (whether exclusively so or not) to be a six on the kinsey scale. girl/girl porn is made for hetero consumption; if queer people are able to enjoy it too, that's a bonus rather than the objective. no, my issue with jenna sativa is that she rarely feels committed to the scene. i don't mean the sex: she's one of the top three or four all-time g...

scene title:  are you ready for this wild twosome performers:  sydney cole, victoria june site:  wild on cam  ◅  cherry pimps (pimp.xxx) production credits:  none listed trailer l: sydney cole, r: victoria june another week, another girl/girl wildoncam show featuring two performers i've never watched before more engaged in playing to the live audience than in interacting with each other. camming is my least favorite of the porn formats, mostly because i'm exclusively a girl/girl consumer and the (demographically accurate) heteronormativity of camming as a genre is relentless. of course flattering the male viewer is the way performers make money during a cam session, so i can't begrudge them that attention. it's just not what i'm here for. sydney cole and victoria june may be new to me, but they've both been around for several years, and are very personable and good at what they do. they've both done plenty of girl/girl, and aren't shy a...

scene title:  black sheep cousins performers:  kendra spade, eliza ibarra site:  webyoung  ◅  girlsway (gamma) production credits:  stills by alan (dir.), zombie (ed.) ossienelson4 (scr.) trailer l: kendra spade, r: eliza ibarra if, as i hope i've made clear i wish to be the case, these last few scenes directed by stills by alan late last year are the last i ever see from him, then it's appropriate that at least one of them show off how terribly unimaginative he could be as a director. the blandness, stupidity, and tediousness of this scene should be remembered as his hallmarks, just as much as the novelty of his work as it first appeared back in 2015-2016 (when bree mills was still much more directly involved in girlsway). that blandness, stupidity, and tediousness can only partly be laid at the feet of the performers, both of whom i've seen better work from but who did not appear to be trying terribly hard on the day of this shoot. they'...

scene title:  you need to get laid performers:  luna star, gia derza site:  sweetheart video (mile high) production credits:  ricky greenwood (dir.), sean aitch (ed.)  trailer l: gia derza, r: luna star the third entry in sweetheart's lesbian analingus #13 has nothing to do with the first two, but vignettes are more common than ongoing stories in these kinds of releases anyway. it's also less focused on analingus: sure, there's plenty of it, but gia and luna aren't constantly referencing it. in fact they don't communicate a lot during sex. luna vocalizes plenty, both in english and spanish, but gia, who only started last year (though it was a hell of a year), still seems to feel more comfortable as a gonzo performer than playing a character. the setup is wholly unconvincing, from luna as a telenovela star to gia as her assistant to the supposed booking mix-up where they have to share a bed. most of which i only got from the scene descrip...

scene title:  women seeking women #152 [scene 1] performers:  alana cruise, ella knox site:  girlfriends films production credits:  b. skow (dir.) trailer l: ella knox, r: alana cruise another girlfriends movie with proper color grading! whatever is the world coming to. it remains just as stupid and unconvincing as any girlfriends release, but opening with ella knox and jenna foxx getting ready for a company party is kind of nice: they may both be relatively light-skinned, but they are women of color, and that's not really been an element of girlfriends' brand in recent years. (two decades of shitty, dingy lighting will do that. so will the fundamental racism of the core girl/girl audience.) the party, hosted by bosses alana cruise and ryan keely, is transparently an effort to get the younger women into bed, a reveal which would be funny if the script weren't so weird and artificial and the pacing so interminable: girlfriends scenes would be enormou...