the whole shebang

scene title:  just hanging out performers:  vienna black, kiarra nava'hoe site:  we live together  ◅  reality kings (mindgeek) production credits:  none listed trailer l: vienna black, r: kiarra nava'hoe our last mindgeek scene, from the most consistently mediocre mindgeek brand. reality kings is a volume business, pumping out bland, forgettable product with no distinctive style and no ambition whatever. the fact that worthwhile scenes still come off that production line is probably due more to the law of averages (and to the anonymous producers of those particular scenes) than to corporate strategy or editorial oversight. vienna black has been in the business for two years, while kiarra kai is new as of 2019, and undergoing the usual new-girl trouble of settling on a name. (in general, when a performer goes by more than one name, i use the name in the site credits in the blurbs above but tag them by the name they use on social media so i ...

scene title:  we tease together performers:  abigail mac, ella knox site:  we live together  ◅  reality kings (mindgeek) production credits:  none listed trailer l: abigail mac, r: ella knox in some ways this could be seen as a spiritual sequel to abigail mac's scene a few weeks back with kendra spade for mofos: two women putting on a performance of lesbian sexuality for an inadequate boyfriend at the other end of the video recording. but although thematically it's the same, psychologically it's the inverse: rather than taunting the unseen boyfriend with how much better abigail is at pleasing her, as kendra did, ella is doing it as a tease and an invitation to up his game. there's probably something more honest about girl/girl porn that explicitly invites the male gaze; performers who declare themselves to be bisexual are frequently candid about getting off to turning men on by interacting with women. my kneejerk discomfort (a common one a...

scene title:  sneaky selfie student performers:  janna hicks, sofie reyez site:  moms lick teens  ◅  reality kings (mindgeek) production credits:  none listed trailer l: sofie reyez, r: janna hicks this right here is the kind of thing that makes me embarrassed to watch porn. not that the rest of it isn't embarrassing in its way too, even the best of it: watching people have sex for twenty minutes or more at a time is just a fundamentally weird thing to want to do, no matter how it's gussied up with production, story, character, and design. but this has none of that. it has terrible production values, terrible storytelling, terrible character work, and terrible design choices. a lot of that is, i'm sorry to say, on the performers. sofie reyez as a naughty student taking nude selfies in the school bathroom is barely tolerable; janna hicks as the teacher or administrator or something who catches her and switches in rapid succession from "you can...

scene title:  libero libido performers:  skyler nicole, cecilia lion site:  we live together  ◅  reality kings (mindgeek) production credits:  none listed trailer l: cecilia lion, r: skyler nicole meanwhile, reality kings keeps right on trucking along with another entry in the welivetogether brand. this time up: cecilia lion and skyler nicole as volleyball players fighting over who gets to keep the ball as a trophy for their big win. it's a feather-slight pretext for a scene, and skyler slamming cecilia up against the lockers after she yanks the ball out of her hands one too many times would, in any genre but porn, be the beginning of an actual fight. but instead they both smirk, and skyler drops to her knees. if it was just sex from then on, it would be a dreadfully boring scene; but whether it was in the script or not (i tend to think it was, since mindgeek productions have a reputation for being micromanaged by corporate), they introduce a...

scene title:  the wakeup call performers:  ryan keely, kenzie reeves site:  moms lick teens  ◅  reality kings (mindgeek) production credits:  none listed trailer l: kenzie reeves, r: ryan keely for once, ryan keely is not playing a stepmother. but then she never touches the actress who plays her daughter, who appears so briefly i wasn't able to identify her. her daughter's best friend, bad influence kenzie reeves, is sneaking her into the house in the early morning, and ryan, who woke up horny but whose husband just wants to sleep, discovers kenzie's stash of sex toys that she had been hoping to use on her friend. but like father, like daughter: so the two sexually frustrated women turn to each other. there have been worse premises, and there have been much worse performances of similar premises. but statuesque ryan keely is one of the greatest milf performers, as tiny kenzie reeves is absolutely the greatest pseudo-teen performer, of the cur...

scene title:  use my shower and my slit performers:  alexa grace, kimmy granger site:  we live together  ◅  reality kings (mindgeek) production credits:  none listed trailer l: alexa grace, r: kimmy granger i'd been waiting for a mindgeek scene to show just how mediocre they can get, and i should have known it would come from reality kings. we live together was once a legendary girl-girl brand, one of the first "reality" sites which in the mid-2000s featured the same two girls every episode picking up a third, bringing her back home with them, and fucking her brains out. even after that limited concept ran its course, it was still a solid site for a time, when french director greg lansky was shooting fashion-forward scenes in interesting locations. but these days, as one of two girl/girl brands in the reality kings megasite (the other being moms lick teens), it has no real identity: it seems that anything that's not glam enough for twistys...

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