the whole shebang

scene title:  vagina vendetta performers:  abigail mac, kendra spade site:  girls gone pink  ◅  mofos (mindgeek) production credits:  none listed trailer l: abigail mac, r: kendra spade oh god i said i wasn't going to talk about what gets me hard or wet, so i'll just note here that i have discovered, much later in life than i would have imagined possible, that i have a fetish i didn't realize i did. this is the second girls gone pink scene i'm reviewing, and kendra and abigail follow through on the handheld-camera premise much more extensively and imaginatively, and with greater narrative justification, than the silly gym antics of milana may and mackenzie moss. kendra is mad at a cheating boyfriend, and invites over the best friend she was cheated on with to film themselves fucking each other "better than he ever did." they trade off holding the camera while they go through any number of positions, never forgetting to remind the viewer spi

scene title:  untreatable part 2 performers:  sofi ryan, kenna james site:  digital playground (mindgeek) production credits:  françois clousot (dir.), zach (scr.) trailer l: sofi ryan, r: kenna james i'm a little disappointed that this is the first digital playground scene i've been able to cover all month. it seems that starting in april, digital playground has stopped producing stand-alone scenes under the flixxx brand and are only focused on features (full-length movies with four to five scenes aimed at the dvd market) now. this is of course a reversion to the studio's original purpose long before they were bought by mindgeek, but it does mean fewer scenes, of less variety, every month. it might also mean more budget for the features so that the overall quality is better, but as a girl/girl viewer, for me it means hoping for scraps from every production instead of being sure of a few scenes a month. the scraps in this production are sofi ryan (who i ha

scene title:  my summer part 3 performers:  emylia argan, alexis crystal site:  sexart (metart) production credits:  andrej lupin (dir., ed.), david "tata" jones (scr.) trailer l: emylia argan, r: alexis crystal it feels like this month is not showing off sexart at its best. not that this scene is bad at all, it's just something that any viewer of european erotic porn has seen before. alexis crystal and emylia argan are two of the most prolific czech performers, with alexis a rarity in europe, a performer who primarily does girl/girl. in keeping with the scenario of beach fun that turns into further intimacy, both of them are wearing hairstyles that keep their hair out of their face, alexis with pigtails and emylia with a messy bun. which is great from a verisimilitude point of view, but it's not particularly glamorous. the scenario, by the way, is about all that connects this to the other "my summer" episodes on sexart, the remainder of

scene title:  are you ready for this wild twosome performers:  sydney cole, victoria june site:  wild on cam  ◅  cherry pimps (pimp.xxx) production credits:  none listed trailer l: sydney cole, r: victoria june another week, another girl/girl wildoncam show featuring two performers i've never watched before more engaged in playing to the live audience than in interacting with each other. camming is my least favorite of the porn formats, mostly because i'm exclusively a girl/girl consumer and the (demographically accurate) heteronormativity of camming as a genre is relentless. of course flattering the male viewer is the way performers make money during a cam session, so i can't begrudge them that attention. it's just not what i'm here for. sydney cole and victoria june may be new to me, but they've both been around for several years, and are very personable and good at what they do. they've both done plenty of girl/girl, and aren't shy a

scene title:  black sheep cousins performers:  kendra spade, eliza ibarra site:  webyoung  ◅  girlsway (gamma) production credits:  stills by alan (dir.), zombie (ed.) ossienelson4 (scr.) trailer l: kendra spade, r: eliza ibarra if, as i hope i've made clear i wish to be the case, these last few scenes directed by stills by alan late last year are the last i ever see from him, then it's appropriate that at least one of them show off how terribly unimaginative he could be as a director. the blandness, stupidity, and tediousness of this scene should be remembered as his hallmarks, just as much as the novelty of his work as it first appeared back in 2015-2016 (when bree mills was still much more directly involved in girlsway). that blandness, stupidity, and tediousness can only partly be laid at the feet of the performers, both of whom i've seen better work from but who did not appear to be trying terribly hard on the day of this shoot. they're both spieg