the whole shebang

scene title:  axel braun's girlfest 2 [scene 5] performers:  carolina sweets, paige owens site:  wicked pictures production credits:  axel braun (dir.) trailer l: carolina sweets, r: paige owens it seems as though each scene in this release is aimed at a different segment of the girl/girl market: lacy and gina for the romance fans, ana and kenzie for the gonzo fans, reagan and jessica for the milf fans, emma and darcie for the glamour fans, and now carolina and paige for the fans of the "teen" category. i've said my piece about why i despise that category, and i won't repeat myself here; i'll just note that both women are in their early twenties and despite being styled in youthful fashions in the intro they do no pretending that they're younger than they are. i've reviewed carolina working for girlfriends and paige working for brazzers, and while i wasn't enormously impressed by either of them they are both perfectly competent at

scene title:  axel braun's girlfest 2 [scene 4] performers:  darcie dolce, emma hix site:  wicked pictures production credits:  axel braun (dir.) trailer l: darcie dolce, r: emma hix as i suspected, darcie dolce isn't incapable of giving an intimate performance; she just has to be paired with the right partner. she still isn't wholly vulnerable here: her go-to move of blowing a raspberry on her partner's genitals, which has always been indicative to me her preference for high energy over maintaining a connection, rears its head once or twice. but emma is patient and genuine with her (she always initiates communication, which seems necessary with darcie), and by the end of the scene they both seem to experience real satisfaction. the filmmaking is spectacular. the room is as echoey (all hard surfaces and open areas) as the ana/kenzie scene, but instead of being on a couch they're on a large ottoman, so the cameras can shoot them like they're on a

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scene title:  axel braun's girlfest 2 [scene 2] performers:  ana foxxx, kenzie taylor site:  wicked pictures production credits:  axel braun (dir.) trailer l: kenzie taylor, r: ana foxxx at about the four-minute mark i was about to start complaining that the underlighting of these scenes meant that ana foxxx' dark skin was muddy and indistinct, and then someone either turned a light on or adjusted the camera's aperture properly, and for the rest of the scene the lighting was exceptionally beautiful. the setting is a faux-leather couch in an echoey hall rather than a bed in a muffled room, so the sound is worse than the previous scene: and kenzie and ana are naturally louder performers than gina and lacy. this isn't gentle and romantic, but energetic and cheerful, with silly porn positions (including reverse cowboy on a dildo stuck to a glass table; ana is such a champ) and plenty of dirty talk. both of them are grown women who know what they like and h

scene title:  axel braun's girlfest 2 [scene 1] performers:  gina valentina, lacy lennon site:  wicked pictures production credits:  axel braun (dir.) trailer l: lacy lennon, r: gina valentina the hollow laugh i gave out when this five-scene collection popped up on the last monday in the month, the second-to-last day before i will be free of this goddamn project. back deep in the archives now, i expressed surprise and delight at how many wicked scenes i was getting to review, because they were usually so sparing with their girl/girl. two weeks passed with only boy/girl releases, and i felt we were back to normal. then of course axel braun drops a wall-to-wall girl/girl release, as if to taunt me. wicked is known for their features, but like everyone else they keep the lights on with "all-sex" releases, themed compilations of story-free sex between good-looking performers who are pros enough to either have real chemistry or to fake it well enough that the

scene title:  just hanging out performers:  vienna black, kiarra nava'hoe site:  we live together  ◅  reality kings (mindgeek) production credits:  none listed trailer l: vienna black, r: kiarra nava'hoe our last mindgeek scene, from the most consistently mediocre mindgeek brand. reality kings is a volume business, pumping out bland, forgettable product with no distinctive style and no ambition whatever. the fact that worthwhile scenes still come off that production line is probably due more to the law of averages (and to the anonymous producers of those particular scenes) than to corporate strategy or editorial oversight. vienna black has been in the business for two years, while kiarra kai is new as of 2019, and undergoing the usual new-girl trouble of settling on a name. (in general, when a performer goes by more than one name, i use the name in the site credits in the blurbs above but tag them by the name they use on social media so i can find them across

scene title:  twisted passions #26  [scene 2] performers:  xandra sixx, scarlett sage site:  girlfriends films production credits:  dan o'connell (dir.) trailer l: xandra sixx, r: scarlett sage and with this, at long last, this blog bids goodbye to girlfriends films. not farewell, because i now resent the company enough to wish no good to them, but goodbye. happy to see the back of it. never looking back. they can make the most spectacular performers look dull and the most creative stories interminable. it's really a special kind of alchemy, a formula that if it could be reverse-engineered to find the antidote could be used to save thousands of porn productions a year from awkwardness, stupidity, and visual blah. we're back in the lemoyne hotel; desk clerk scarlett sage (who cameoed in the previous twisted passions scene) is again snippy and condescending to xandra sixx (who i don't believe i've noticed since 2015, but has had a respectable career

scene title:  surprising mom at the office performers:  aaliyah love, cadence lux site:  all girl massage  ◅  fantasy massage (gamma) production credits:  billy visual (dir.), zombie (ed.), fistopher nolan (scr.) trailer l: cadence lux, r: aaliyah love because april happens to have five mondays in it, we get five allgirlmassage scenes this month. the site is now in its tenth decade of operation (sixth under gamma) and has recently started to push slightly against the very limited format of the premise. only two of the scenes this month have been set in a massage parlor, and only one of those featured a standard masseuse/client setup. despite featuring the same set materials as the kenzie taylor/veronica valentine scene, this one doesn't seem to be set in a massage parlor, but some other place of business. details, as usual, are sketchy. aaliyah love is stressed out at work, so when her stepdaughter cadence lux (you can tell she's supposed to be eighteen becaus