bonnie rotten and zoey monroe in “squirt training”
scene title: squirt training
performers: bonnie rotten, zoey monroe
site: hot and mean ◅ brazzers (mindgeek)
production credits: none listed
trailer
the last brazzers scene of the month cements their reputation as the silliest and most cartoonish site i've regularly covered here. i didn't believe a second of this scene in terms of emotional connection or sexual intimacy, but i was never asked to. the preposterous premise, with purple-haired zoey monroe in a sort of porn-stunt boot camp being drilled in her maneuvers by heavily-tattooed bonnie rotten, presents the basic reality of the scene as so heightened and stylized that it might as well have opened with the looney tunes theme.
not that i'm complaining: psychologically credible and emotionally intimate pornography is great, but there's also a place for the high-energy circus-trick type of porn, in which the various things that the human body can do that someone somewhere has eroticized are put on display in what is very much a feat of athleticism and close muscle control. the title gives away that it's going to be a squirt scene, and indeed the entire set gets soaked with the clear jets of fluid expelled from both performers' vulvae at such an immense volume that i can only imagine how uncomfortable starting the scene off with such full bladders must have been. almost no pretense is made that it's not urine, which is fine: presumably that's what the audience for these scenes really wants anyway. like the ubiquitous step-relation, "squirt" is a fig leaf of deniability that lets producers skirt around legal and policy prohibitions on taboo acts that fools no one who's after the real taboo.
but a lot of performers are genuinely into pee/squirt, and both zoey and bonnie seem to be having the time of their lives; the drill sergeant/recruit dynamic gets tossed aside pretty quickly as the sex gets going, and who's more dominant depends a lot on whose fingers are in who than who has the tougher or meaner look. bonnie has zoey fist her briefly, and they run through a whole host of baroquely-displayed porn positions until their bladders at last give out.
the filmmaking was brazzers' usual entirely adequate effort. the overdone barracks set was dumb, but perfectly in keeping with the dumbness of the rest of the scene. the editing struck me as better than usual, especially during the intro: the editing trick of speeding up, slowing down, and repeating action in time to some zooming edm never gets used enough in porn, and the party poopers who want everything to always play out in pseudo-real time without fancy tricks like that make me tired. i could have wished the whole scene was cut so creatively. it's cartoonishly stylized anyway, why not go all the way?
performances: 22
cinematography: 20
editing: 18
script: 7
sjw points: 2
total score:
performers: bonnie rotten, zoey monroe
site: hot and mean ◅ brazzers (mindgeek)
production credits: none listed
trailer
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| l: bonnie rotten, r: zoey monroe |
the last brazzers scene of the month cements their reputation as the silliest and most cartoonish site i've regularly covered here. i didn't believe a second of this scene in terms of emotional connection or sexual intimacy, but i was never asked to. the preposterous premise, with purple-haired zoey monroe in a sort of porn-stunt boot camp being drilled in her maneuvers by heavily-tattooed bonnie rotten, presents the basic reality of the scene as so heightened and stylized that it might as well have opened with the looney tunes theme.
not that i'm complaining: psychologically credible and emotionally intimate pornography is great, but there's also a place for the high-energy circus-trick type of porn, in which the various things that the human body can do that someone somewhere has eroticized are put on display in what is very much a feat of athleticism and close muscle control. the title gives away that it's going to be a squirt scene, and indeed the entire set gets soaked with the clear jets of fluid expelled from both performers' vulvae at such an immense volume that i can only imagine how uncomfortable starting the scene off with such full bladders must have been. almost no pretense is made that it's not urine, which is fine: presumably that's what the audience for these scenes really wants anyway. like the ubiquitous step-relation, "squirt" is a fig leaf of deniability that lets producers skirt around legal and policy prohibitions on taboo acts that fools no one who's after the real taboo.
but a lot of performers are genuinely into pee/squirt, and both zoey and bonnie seem to be having the time of their lives; the drill sergeant/recruit dynamic gets tossed aside pretty quickly as the sex gets going, and who's more dominant depends a lot on whose fingers are in who than who has the tougher or meaner look. bonnie has zoey fist her briefly, and they run through a whole host of baroquely-displayed porn positions until their bladders at last give out.
the filmmaking was brazzers' usual entirely adequate effort. the overdone barracks set was dumb, but perfectly in keeping with the dumbness of the rest of the scene. the editing struck me as better than usual, especially during the intro: the editing trick of speeding up, slowing down, and repeating action in time to some zooming edm never gets used enough in porn, and the party poopers who want everything to always play out in pseudo-real time without fancy tricks like that make me tired. i could have wished the whole scene was cut so creatively. it's cartoonishly stylized anyway, why not go all the way?
performances: 22
cinematography: 20
editing: 18
script: 7
sjw points: 2
total score:
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