barbara bieber and destiny vegas in “lesbian boob appreciation”
scene title: lesbian boob appreciation
performers: barbara bieber, destiny vegas
site: female fake taxi ◅ fakehub (really useful)
production credits: none listed
trailer
good lord
i have never paid much attention to the european "reality" series like this one, partly because so few of them are girl/girl and partly because just looking at screencaps told me everything i needed to know about how poorly shot and indifferently performed they are.
but i've committed to reviewing as many girl/girl scenes as i can over the course of this month, and this one came up, so here we go
barbara bieber and destiny vegas are both new to me, and destiny vegas seems to be brand new. they're both czech, and i was surprised to see that they spent first half of the scene having a conversation. not a very naturalistic or interesting one, going by the subtitles, but enough of one that the transition to sex didn't seem wholly unmotivated, only mostly unmotivated.
the performances were fine. the roles of horny taxi driver and slutty passenger didn't call for much nuance, and they didn't try to provide any. it was all very 2000s-era porn. cheerful nonsense, orgasms that might not be fake but it doesn't really matter, and the usual european reliance on glass dildos because heaven forbid a woman have sex in a non-phallic manner.
the camera work was atrocious. i get it, it's supposed to be, it's "reality", but the gopros they use to film the driving sequence fail spectacularly to capture anything but still life, so anything in motion looks like it's at 360p even when the file is at 1080p. when it transitions to sex the camera is better, in part because there are fewer moving parts to capture, fewer identifying landmarks to blur out, and less natural light fucking up the autofocus. the editing is similarly janky, although at least its haphazard cuts made the scene mercifully brief; and one truly positive thing i have to say about postproduction is that they put in the effort to provide english subtitles for the czech dialogue, which i do appreciate.
but there's honestly not a single frame of this thing that looks attractive or interesting except insofar as the women themselves are. they deserve to be displayed to better advantage; to the degree that this thing was watchable, it was because of them.
performances: 16
cinematography: 10
editing: 15
script: 7
sjw points: 0
total score:
performers: barbara bieber, destiny vegas
site: female fake taxi ◅ fakehub (really useful)
production credits: none listed
trailer
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| l: barbara bieber, r: destiny vegas |
good lord
i have never paid much attention to the european "reality" series like this one, partly because so few of them are girl/girl and partly because just looking at screencaps told me everything i needed to know about how poorly shot and indifferently performed they are.
but i've committed to reviewing as many girl/girl scenes as i can over the course of this month, and this one came up, so here we go
barbara bieber and destiny vegas are both new to me, and destiny vegas seems to be brand new. they're both czech, and i was surprised to see that they spent first half of the scene having a conversation. not a very naturalistic or interesting one, going by the subtitles, but enough of one that the transition to sex didn't seem wholly unmotivated, only mostly unmotivated.
the performances were fine. the roles of horny taxi driver and slutty passenger didn't call for much nuance, and they didn't try to provide any. it was all very 2000s-era porn. cheerful nonsense, orgasms that might not be fake but it doesn't really matter, and the usual european reliance on glass dildos because heaven forbid a woman have sex in a non-phallic manner.
the camera work was atrocious. i get it, it's supposed to be, it's "reality", but the gopros they use to film the driving sequence fail spectacularly to capture anything but still life, so anything in motion looks like it's at 360p even when the file is at 1080p. when it transitions to sex the camera is better, in part because there are fewer moving parts to capture, fewer identifying landmarks to blur out, and less natural light fucking up the autofocus. the editing is similarly janky, although at least its haphazard cuts made the scene mercifully brief; and one truly positive thing i have to say about postproduction is that they put in the effort to provide english subtitles for the czech dialogue, which i do appreciate.
but there's honestly not a single frame of this thing that looks attractive or interesting except insofar as the women themselves are. they deserve to be displayed to better advantage; to the degree that this thing was watchable, it was because of them.
performances: 16
cinematography: 10
editing: 15
script: 7
sjw points: 0
total score:
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