scarlett sage and lexi lore in “pussy eating ecstasy”

scene title: pussy eating ecstasy
performers: scarlett sage, lexi lore
site: teenikini
production credits: none listed
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l: lexi lore, r: scarlett sage

yup, i'm revolted. i expected to be revolted, and i am.

this isn't the fault of scarlett sage and lexi lore, except insofar as accepting the booking is a tacit approval of the site's aesthetic. but if slim, small-breasted women refused to accept "teen" roles in porn, they would have very little work, so i can't really blame them. and they make the best of it, to the degree there's any best to be made. scarlett is a top-tier girl/girl performer, and lexi, who i know less well, is a spiegler girl, which is its own recommendation; they enjoy each other perfectly well.

what the teenikini site is, is a site that features young women dressed in very tiny string bikinis who then masturbate or, when there's more than one of them, have sex. there's a fillip of narrative at the outset (they're supposed to be exercising?), but the bikinis fall off really quickly because they're not actually clothes, just bits of string, and they turn to the task at hand. their improvised dialogue is nothing but awkwardness, so it's a small relief when they just have thoroughly professional sex.

i really do try not to kinkshame, but the teen aesthetic in porn just grosses me out no end, and it never won't. this site is a worse offender than most just because the fucking dumbass bikinis look so much worse than just having the girls be naked would: it's trussing them up and putting them on display for an audience that is turned on by a lack of womanly curves. i hate it, it looks ugly, and i probably hate you if you like it.

and the shitty filmmaking is the worst part. i can imagine a version of this site that at least looks good: this color-uncorrected, hideously composed, vacantly lit, miserably decorated, low-resolution garbage just screams lack of respect for the audience, who will presumably pay through the nose for the fantasy of watching underage women. the blue backdrop falls down at the end, as if to put a final not-giving-a-shit cap on the scene. (i should probably also note that the scene is split across two separate downloads for no reason that i can tell other than that everything else teenikini does is so cheap and shoddy why not this too.)

the only reason this scores so high is that i respect the elbow grease the performers put in here. i hope they got paid really well.

performances: 22
cinematography: 7
editing: 5
script: 2
sjw points: 0

total score: 

39

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