the whole shebang

scene title:  vagina vendetta performers:  abigail mac, kendra spade site:  girls gone pink  ◅  mofos (mindgeek) production credits:  none listed trailer l: abigail mac, r: kendra spade oh god i said i wasn't going to talk about what gets me hard or wet, so i'll just note here that i have discovered, much later in life than i would have imagined possible, that i have a fetish i didn't realize i did. this is the second girls gone pink scene i'm reviewing, and kendra and abigail follow through on the handheld-camera premise much more extensively and imaginatively, and with greater narrative justification, than the silly gym antics of milana may and mackenzie moss. kendra is mad at a cheating boyfriend, and invites over the best friend she was cheated on with to film themselves fucking each other "better than he ever did." they trade off holding the camera while they go through any number of positions, never forgetting to remind the viewer ...

scene title:  untreatable part 2 performers:  sofi ryan, kenna james site:  digital playground (mindgeek) production credits:  françois clousot (dir.), zach (scr.) trailer l: sofi ryan, r: kenna james i'm a little disappointed that this is the first digital playground scene i've been able to cover all month. it seems that starting in april, digital playground has stopped producing stand-alone scenes under the flixxx brand and are only focused on features (full-length movies with four to five scenes aimed at the dvd market) now. this is of course a reversion to the studio's original purpose long before they were bought by mindgeek, but it does mean fewer scenes, of less variety, every month. it might also mean more budget for the features so that the overall quality is better, but as a girl/girl viewer, for me it means hoping for scraps from every production instead of being sure of a few scenes a month. the scraps in this production are sofi ry...

scene title:  my summer part 3 performers:  emylia argan, alexis crystal site:  sexart (metart) production credits:  andrej lupin (dir., ed.), david "tata" jones (scr.) trailer l: emylia argan, r: alexis crystal it feels like this month is not showing off sexart at its best. not that this scene is bad at all, it's just something that any viewer of european erotic porn has seen before. alexis crystal and emylia argan are two of the most prolific czech performers, with alexis a rarity in europe, a performer who primarily does girl/girl. in keeping with the scenario of beach fun that turns into further intimacy, both of them are wearing hairstyles that keep their hair out of their face, alexis with pigtails and emylia with a messy bun. which is great from a verisimilitude point of view, but it's not particularly glamorous. the scenario, by the way, is about all that connects this to the other "my summer" episodes on sexart, the remainder of ...

scene title:  are you ready for this wild twosome performers:  sydney cole, victoria june site:  wild on cam  ◅  cherry pimps (pimp.xxx) production credits:  none listed trailer l: sydney cole, r: victoria june another week, another girl/girl wildoncam show featuring two performers i've never watched before more engaged in playing to the live audience than in interacting with each other. camming is my least favorite of the porn formats, mostly because i'm exclusively a girl/girl consumer and the (demographically accurate) heteronormativity of camming as a genre is relentless. of course flattering the male viewer is the way performers make money during a cam session, so i can't begrudge them that attention. it's just not what i'm here for. sydney cole and victoria june may be new to me, but they've both been around for several years, and are very personable and good at what they do. they've both done plenty of girl/girl, and aren't shy a...

scene title:  black sheep cousins performers:  kendra spade, eliza ibarra site:  webyoung  ◅  girlsway (gamma) production credits:  stills by alan (dir.), zombie (ed.) ossienelson4 (scr.) trailer l: kendra spade, r: eliza ibarra if, as i hope i've made clear i wish to be the case, these last few scenes directed by stills by alan late last year are the last i ever see from him, then it's appropriate that at least one of them show off how terribly unimaginative he could be as a director. the blandness, stupidity, and tediousness of this scene should be remembered as his hallmarks, just as much as the novelty of his work as it first appeared back in 2015-2016 (when bree mills was still much more directly involved in girlsway). that blandness, stupidity, and tediousness can only partly be laid at the feet of the performers, both of whom i've seen better work from but who did not appear to be trying terribly hard on the day of this shoot. they'...

scene title:  operation catfish performers:  chanel preston, jane wilde site:  whipped ass ◅ kink production credits:  fivestar (dir.) trailer l: jane wilde, r: chanel preston i can't help feeling a bit spoiled that both kink scenes that have come up for review have featured wall-to-wall spiegler girls. you're always in safe hands with spiegler girls: they know what they're doing, they know what they want, they know how to perform to the camera, and they can act, so the scenario doesn't get dropped in favor of whatever fetishy acts kink has hired them for that day. this scenario worked better than the casey/kira/whitney one, i thought. it was still dumb as rocks, but it remained consistent throughout and chanel even thoughtfully explained in dialogue why she continued to torture jane with orgasms even though she failed out of the covert ops training that was the ostensible reason for the sex in the first place. military or security-service re...

scene title:  lesbians make out and eat pussy performers:  sovereign syre, victoria voxxx site:  zero tolerance production credits:  mike quasar (dir.) trailer l: victoria voxxx, r: sovereign syre i've talked shit about zero tolerance before over the course of this month, and i probably will have reason to again, but scenes like this make their shotgun approach to releasing bucketloads of content seem sensible. it's the fourth and last vignette from is it wrong she's my stepmom? volume three, and it's the best of the bunch. most of that is due entirely to the central performances. as in the three previous scenes, the "stepdaughter" gives a brief voiceover introducing herself and her stepmother. but it's unnecessary, because the encounter that sovereign and victoria actually play out is far more engaging and full of personality and character than any of the voiceovers. sovereign walks in on victoria masturbating, and attempts to use it as ...

scene title:  jenna foxx's hotline performers:  eden sin, jenna foxx site:  spizoo production credits:  none listed trailer l: eden sin, r: jenna foxx oh, hey, a spizoo scene with a scenario. not that it's much of one. woman fucks plumber is just behind woman fucks pizza boy as one of the hoariest porn setups. and this runs through the paces in an even more desultory fashion than most. eden sin (best wishes for her recovery ) doesn't attempt to be convincing about discovering a bad smell in the sink; once jenna foxx arrives as a plumber with very dangly earrings, the overall acting prowess ticks up a couple notches, but it's a relief when the awkward attempts at small talk end and the sex begins. the sex itself is only okay; eden (who i've never seen before) seems tentative and even inept, while jenna (who i've seen lots from and really enjoy) is smoothly professional. there's still virtually no communication or attempt to keep the scenario u...

scene title:  midnight love performers:  marry morgan, naomi bennett site:  viv thomas (metart) production credits:  nik fox & tom veller (dir.), john sweet (ed.) trailer l: marry morgan, r: naomi bennett sometimes it feels impossible to have everything. viv thomas sets such a high standard of lighting, photography, and staging that virtually every us production company could stand to learn from even the dullest of their scenes; but their scenarios are so limited, the european talent is so frequently limited in their acting ability, and the sex is often so perfunctory that the finished product may be beautiful, but it hardly engages me at all. the specific talent here doesn't help. slovakian marry morgan appears to be brand new, and is very awkward even in the limited pantomime of scrolling through her phone; czech naomi bennet is more experienced, but neither of them reveal any hint of personality, letting the delicate photography and exqu...

scene title:  lesbian legal #14 [scene 2] performers:  sarah vandella, hannah hays site:  girlfriends films production credits:  b. skow (dir.) trailer l: hannah hays, r: sarah vandella it hasn't yet been two weeks, but i'm just sick of girlfriends by now. the lame scripts, the awkward performances, the miserable camerawork, the snail's-crawl pacing, the minimal-effort sets, the total lack of glamour or artifice. i know that that's the selling point, that girlfriends' audience believes glamour and artifice to be another way to say lies, and they like it because it feels real. but as the sidebar that highly accomplished pornstars serene siren and sarah vandella as lawyers take before conferring with their teenage clients demonstrates, just doing things while being filmed is awkward and unappealing: artifice is how you make the audience feel the things you're doing, and glamour is how you make those things look good. the plot makes no sense, and ...

scene title:  a hot date performers:  jasmine jae, victoria voxxx site:  cherry pimps (pimp.xxx) production credits:  dean capture (dir.) trailer l: jasmine jae, r: victoria voxxx it's my understanding that cherry pimps has become one of the leading glamour sites over the past few years, thanks largely to dean capture's delicate, gauzy photography. but their parent company, pimp.xxx, is still a notably second-tier network, unable to compete with industry behemoths like mindgeek or gamma; so they do a lot of throwing stuff at the wall to see what sticks. the wildoncam sub-brand is part of that, and so is this scene, halfway between a cam scene and a traditional glamour-site scene. firstly, it's gonzo, with no particular scenario: statuesque british legend jasmine jae and ringleted all-natural victoria voxxx introduce themselves to the viewer already in lingerie, and in victoria's case spend a lot of the scene eye-fucking the camera. but because ...

scene title:  you need to get laid performers:  luna star, gia derza site:  sweetheart video (mile high) production credits:  ricky greenwood (dir.), sean aitch (ed.)  trailer l: gia derza, r: luna star the third entry in sweetheart's lesbian analingus #13 has nothing to do with the first two, but vignettes are more common than ongoing stories in these kinds of releases anyway. it's also less focused on analingus: sure, there's plenty of it, but gia and luna aren't constantly referencing it. in fact they don't communicate a lot during sex. luna vocalizes plenty, both in english and spanish, but gia, who only started last year (though it was a hell of a year), still seems to feel more comfortable as a gonzo performer than playing a character. the setup is wholly unconvincing, from luna as a telenovela star to gia as her assistant to the supposed booking mix-up where they have to share a bed. most of which i only got from the scene descrip...

scene title:  maid for each other: office cleaning performers:  scarlett sage, dee williams site:  girlsway (gamma) production credits:  casey calvert & eli cross (dir.), fistopher nolan (scr.) trailer l: dee williams, r: scarlett sage the second casey calvert/eli cross directorial effort to be posted by girlsway works a lot better for me than the first. part of that is that it's an office setting, and the relationship is employer/employee rather than stepmother/stepdaughter, part of it is that the script is better: more natural and amusing and featuring a seduction rather than just "let's fuck." and finally part of it is also that the directing is better and more fluid. not that it's terribly distinct from the girlsway mold established by stills by alan. the colors are oversaturated, especially in the reds (a great way to highlight a pale woman's sexual flush, but ugly and cheap otherwise), the establishing shots are shoddy (you don'...

scene title:  the wakeup call performers:  ryan keely, kenzie reeves site:  moms lick teens  ◅  reality kings (mindgeek) production credits:  none listed trailer l: kenzie reeves, r: ryan keely for once, ryan keely is not playing a stepmother. but then she never touches the actress who plays her daughter, who appears so briefly i wasn't able to identify her. her daughter's best friend, bad influence kenzie reeves, is sneaking her into the house in the early morning, and ryan, who woke up horny but whose husband just wants to sleep, discovers kenzie's stash of sex toys that she had been hoping to use on her friend. but like father, like daughter: so the two sexually frustrated women turn to each other. there have been worse premises, and there have been much worse performances of similar premises. but statuesque ryan keely is one of the greatest milf performers, as tiny kenzie reeves is absolutely the greatest pseudo-teen performer, of the cur...

scene title:  sorority row performers:  chloe cherry, ivy jones, mazzy grace site:  when girls play  ◅  twistys (mindgeek) production credits:  none listed trailer l: chloe cherry, c: mazzy grace, r: ivy jones i have a confession to make: i don't care for young, willowy blondes. which doesn't mean i have anything against them either: young thin blondes are just as likely to make porn i'm interested in as anyone else. it's just that a scene predicated on the inherent desirability of the blonde nymphet has to get past my inevitable eyeroll and heavy sigh before capturing my attention with vivid personalities, interesting situations, or striking aesthetics. this doesn't feature any of the above. the exceedingly slight premise (three sorority girls practicing a cheer squabble over choreography, then literally kiss and make up) is an excuse for z-grade acting (only chloe cherry is remotely engaging, perhaps because i've seen her before and kn...

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scene title:  housewife secrets performers:  sarah vandella, casey kisses site:  transfixed  ◅  adult time (gamma) production credits:  bree mills (dir., scr.), woody all-in (ed.) trailer l: casey kisses, r: sarah vandella the second episode of transfixed i'm reviewing is also the first with any kind of substantial storyline. casey and sarah are 50s housewives (sort of), and casey is satisfied in her marriage while sarah is not; she asks for advice to get her husband interested in her. casey shies away, murmuring that her secret to a happy sex life is a bit... unusual. but when sarah begs to know what it is, she shows her: why, she has a penis! the campy setup is almost perfectly pitched; but the transition into the two of them having sex is less well motivated, unless the delight and hunger in sarah's eyes when she sees casey's lingerie-clad member is meant to cover it. my complaint last time about kayleigh being almost silent in contrast to...

scene title:  boobs date performers:  stacy cruz, sybil site:  ultra films production credits:  fredy riger (dir.) trailer r: stacy cruz, l: sybil i've not paid much attention to ultra films before now, supposing they would be just another fly-by-night "sensual" "erotic" euro site that shuttered before long. i'm still not wholly taken with them (they have never, so far as i can tell, hired a non-white woman), but this scene impressed the hell out of me. the premise was a bit thin: sybil a (ukrainian, four years' experience) is supposedly doing makeup for stacy cruz (czech, three years' experience), and asks if she can take pictures for her instagram. they pose for selfies, compliment each other, giggle, and sybil mentions how nice stacy's breasts are. (she's not wrong.) this is the second time this month a european girl/girl scene has maneuvered its way into sexual arenas by one woman expressing surprise that another woman...

scene title:  the chat room incident performers:  india summer, shyla jennings site:  all her luv (missax) production credits:  missa x (dir., ed., scr.) trailer l: shyla jennings, r: india summer i have to admit i was a little bit disappointed when this popped up as the next update on allherluv: shyla and india have been paired together four times in the last five months on the site (not to mention once on girlsway in the same period), and as a fan of variety, i'm a little put off by the missa x model of production, which is to shoot several scenes with the same performers over the course of a day or two. i get why she does it that way, since it's the most efficient way to use the performers who fly out to wisconsin to shoot for her sites, but it does mean that when it's a pairing i've seen several times before, i start out with a slight grudge against it. but this scene overcame that. i've written here in favor of zippy editing before, but i actu...

scene title:  sexy finger lickin' session performers:  sarah vandella, kate kennedy site:  zero tolerance production credits:  mike quasar (dir.) trailer l: kate kennedy, r: sarah vandella if the first scene from is it wrong she's my stepmom? 3 fell down on the performances, and the second scene fell down on the editing, the third one falls down on the lighting. i appreciate the attempt to give each scene a distinct visual identity, from the green of scene one to the orange of scene two, but the muted marble brown that dominates here is not only less visually striking, but because of the heavy shadows that fall across the room, it's muddy and indistinct. the performer's faces are often in shadow, which wouldn't necessarily be a bad thing if it were done artfully and intentionally, but here it just seems sloppy, as though someone forgot to turn on an overhead light. (of course i don't know the limitations they had on the day. this may be the bes...