the whole shebang

scene title:  long hair stunning babes in heels performers:  andreina deluxe, lexi dona site:  lesbea  ◅  sexyhub (really useful) production credits:  none listed trailer l: lexi dona, r: andreina deluxe it's hard not to feel as though every site is just pushing its least notable stuff out at the end of the month, even though i know intellectually that of course the scheduling doesn't work that way. anyway, here's the last thing we're seeing from lesbea in april, and it has all of lesbea's faults that we've seen throughout. it has most of its virtues too, but to the usual mediocre effect. we saw czech lexi dona with ukrainian josephine jackson for lesbea a couple weeks ago, and she's back with colombian andreina deluxe, who is much newer and less experienced in girl/girl but not very shy about it. their similar body types, including long waterfalls of dark hair, and almost total lack of discernable personality make the scene relatively sam...

scene title:  squirt training performers:  bonnie rotten, zoey monroe site:  hot and mean  ◅  brazzers (mindgeek) production credits:  none listed trailer l: bonnie rotten, r: zoey monroe the last brazzers scene of the month cements their reputation as the silliest and most cartoonish site i've regularly covered here. i didn't believe a second of this scene in terms of emotional connection or sexual intimacy, but i was never asked to. the preposterous premise, with purple-haired zoey monroe in a sort of porn-stunt boot camp being drilled in her maneuvers by heavily-tattooed bonnie rotten, presents the basic reality of the scene as so heightened and stylized that it might as well have opened with the looney tunes theme. not that i'm complaining: psychologically credible and emotionally intimate pornography is great, but there's also a place for the high-energy circus-trick type of porn, in which the various things that the human body can do...

scene title:  curious cousin performers:  alexis fawx, christie stevens site:  girls try anal  ◅  girlsway (gamma) production credits:  stills by alan (dir.), zombie (ed.), fistopher nolan (scr.) trailer l: christie stevens, r: alexis fawx sigh. it's hard to keep trying to find diplomatic ways to couch my increasing exhaustion with the girlsway formula. even at the height of my interest in the site, i never watched every scene in a month, and doing so now just drives home how banal and slipshod the basic structure of a girlsway scene is. introduce characters (throw in a gratuitous shot of the girlsway website if possible), have them to chatter about nothing for about three minutes, have one of them bring up sex to the other's shock and possible intrigue, establish a backstory of sexual disappointment/inexperience, get actually sexual, get the surprised reaction shot that can be plastered on the scene's branding and gifed for tube-site adve...

scene title:  anal play performers:  elin, nikolina site:  abby winters production credits:  giulia (dir.) trailer l: elin, r: nikolina i guess this demonstrates the perils of generalization. i don't care for amateur porn, i don't care for porn where no one says anything, i don't care for porn without any kind of setup or preamble... except when i do. not that i absolutely adored this scene. all the usual abbywinters flaws were there: bad camerawork, garish and unpleasant decor, awful lighting, endless yawning takes where nothing much is happening. but the two performances at the center, so intimate and involved that it hardly seems fair to call them performances, really worked this time. even though neither of them spoke more than two or three sentences all hour, and never above a murmur, their connection was strong throughout. checking the abbywinters website, this seems to be nikolina's first shoot, and only elin's second (i have no idea what th...

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scene title:  marley brinx first ggdp! performers:  marley brinx, ivy lebelle, lyra law site:  lesbianx  ◅  xempire production credits:  mason (dir.) trailer l: ivy lebelle, c: marley brinx, r: lyra law phew. i'm glad that there was at least one manic strapon frenzy on lesbianx this month, since that's one of the site's primary niches, along with squirting and anal. the pre-scene interview continues to be back, and this time petite marley brinx is the star, doing her first girl/girl double penetration scene. ivy lebelle, who was in the last lesbianx scene, and lyra law, who has popped up a couple times now, including in the first scene i reviewed for this blog, are her pseudo-studs. but girl/girl double penetration isn't really a very common type of scene outside of lesbianx: the symbiotic relationship between gonzo and relatively extreme acts strikes again, since those acts are difficult to build into a narrative (pace kink), so gonzo g...

scene title:  the ex of my ex is my treat performers:  jayden cole, molly stewart site:  when girls play  ◅  twistys (mindgeek) production credits:  none listed trailer l jayden cole, r: molly stewart and we say farewell to twistys with this entry. because i like the visual ambition and dedication to beautiful imagery of glamour porn, i perhaps have more of a soft spot for twistys than their limited scenarios, ridiculous poses, and frequently unimaginative camerawork deserves. their quality of their scenes lives or dies on the performances, which is why my scores for the site are all over the place, but rarely very high: despite featuring all-stars like joanna angel, shyla jennings, angela white, and jenna sativa this month, none of them were at their best here, something i'm willing to blame more on mindgeek's micromanaged scripts than on the performers themselves. this scene also has a very basic scenario, hardly worth the telling: jayde...

scene title:  please make me lesbian #17 [scene 2] performers:  brooklyn chase, jessica rex, victoria june site:  girlfriends films production credits:  b. skow (dir.) trailer l: victoria june, c: jessica rex, l: brooklyn chase the second installment of please make me lesbian #17 (original dvd release: march 2018) again has nothing to do with the first, except that it's in keeping with the vague theme of the title. brooklyn chase and victoria june, who both sport stereotypical pornstar anatomy, play a couple seducing their boss's daughter jessica rex, who affects a more natural look, and is supposed to be wondering if she's a lesbian. i have to give credit to girlfriends for giving work to women like brooklyn and victoria, whose tanned, lean, enhanced bodies are deeply unfashionable (at least for non-superstars) in the current era of porn, but who are still solid performers with a lot to offer in the right conditions. they stumble through their...

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scene title:  pussy eating ecstasy performers:  scarlett sage, lexi lore site:  teenikini production credits:  none listed website l: lexi lore, r: scarlett sage yup, i'm revolted. i expected to be revolted, and i am. this isn't the fault of scarlett sage and lexi lore, except insofar as accepting the booking is a tacit approval of the site's aesthetic. but if slim, small-breasted women refused to accept "teen" roles in porn, they would have very little work, so i can't really blame them. and they make the best of it, to the degree there's any best to be made. scarlett is a top-tier girl/girl performer, and lexi, who i know less well, is a spiegler girl, which is its own recommendation; they enjoy each other perfectly well. what the teenikini site is, is a site that features young women dressed in very tiny string bikinis who then masturbate or, when there's more than one of them, have sex. there's a fillip of narrative at the o...

scene title:  perfect sense performers:  arian, olivia sin site:  sexart (metart) production credits:  andrej lupin (dir.), john sweet (ed.) trailer l: arian, r: olivia sin and we say goodbye to sexart with this entry. april 2018 hasn't perhaps been the best showcase of the site's girl/girl strengths: a lot of diminishing-returns sequels, relatively few of the big european stars who can be relied upon for memorable scenes, little of the visual experimentation that makes the site a must-follow despite the relative paucity of output (at least from a girl/girl perspective). i suspect that metart is beginning to feel the competition from other big euro-heavy brands, including the porndoe collective and greg lansky's sites, and trying to continue to distinguish themselves without spending that kind of money. this scene, at least, is classic sexart: stylishly filmed in andrej lupin's signature chiaroscuro, no dialogue (except a few murmured expressio...

scene title:  a not so secret snatch admirer performers:  rachael cavalli, abby adams site:  dyked  ◅  team skeet (paper street) production credits:  none listed trailer l: rachael cavalli, r: abby adams wow, this was hot garbage. there's a seed of an interesting story here: teen who finds herself accidentally locked out of her parents' home while they're away for the weekend takes refuge in the home of the older woman next door and seduces her isn't the most original idea in the world, but there are possibilities there. but even though the intro to the sex seemed to drag on forever, including multiple changes of clothing, so little happened that once the sex started it felt more like they were finally getting on with the porn than like it was the natural next step in their erotic journey. neither performer is any great shakes as an actor, although rachael cavalli at least has the self-possession of maturity. but abby adams as the instig...

scene title:  wrong number, right girl performers:  kali roses, sophia lux site:  webyoung  ◅  girlsway (gamma) production credits:  stills by alan (dir.),  fistopher nolan (scr.), zombie (ed.) trailer l: sophia lux, r: kali roses i'd been wondering, since i disliked sophia lux's performance so much in her team skeet scene earlier this month, how she would strike me on the industry-leading girl/girl website. i'm happy to report that with a sympathetic premise, a capable scene partner, competent lighting and photography, and any production values at all she's quite a good performer. her bluntness and tough-girl affect bring genuine merit to a scene where kali roses was expecting to hook up with a boy but misread who she had been texting with, and girlsway's generally less sociopathic approach to their pairings means that her hands-off seduction of kali is surprisingly gentle and respectful. the scene still barely hangs together, becaus...

scene title:  diagnosis: sluts need to be naked performers:  sinn sage, kacie castle site:  whipped ass  ◅  kink production credits:  fivestar (dir.) trailer l: sinn sage, r: kacie castle kink's schedule of two releases per sub-brand per month means that i've gotten to sample a variety, even if only a small variety, from the three girl/girl sub-brands they feature. whipped ass, the only consistent source for girl/girl bdsm of any kind in the current era, features my highest scores not because i prefer bdsm to anal or trans scenes (although i might), but because they have the most thorough narratives, the best filmmaking, and at least in the two examples i've gotten, some of the strongest performers (especially of sub/dom narratives) in the business. this is apparently sinn sage's first time working for whipped ass since 2011, and she seems to have graduated to domme in the meantime. her extensive career in porn means that she's done just a...

scene title:  coffee and kisses performers:  adora rey, ginger mary site:  viv thomas (metart) production credits:  xanthus (dir.), anna mary (ed.) trailer l: ginger mary, r: adora rey apparently this is director xanthus's debut on viv thomas, as well as both models'. adora rey, the blonde, has a few more credits (all 2019), but this looks like ginger mary's only shoot to date. they are both latvian, and ginger in particular looks so young that i feel uncomfortable watching them. the narrative is a slender thread: they wake up in each other's arms, adora gets up naked, brews coffee, brings it back to bed, they sip it naked and kiss and eventually the coffee gets put on the windowsill and they move through leisurely positions. there is not a scintilla of personality that flickers in either of their faces, and the occasional whimper is all the vocalizing either of them ever do. the sex never rises above the level of mechanical (ginger in particul...

scene title:  horny riley reyes fucks sophia grace performers:  riley reyes, sophia grace site:  wild on cam  ◅  cherry pimps (pimp.xxx) production credits:  none listed trailer l: sophia grace, r: riley reyes the last of cherry pimps' girl/girl cam shows for the month features two midcareer blondes who have been around for about half a decade without having particularly been drawn to my attention before this year. they're both comfortable with what the industry considers extreme work (they've both worked with trans women, for example), and neither of them emphasize girl/girl work. but their interaction here never seems remotely hesitant: they say they've been wanting to have sex together for a while, and once the clothes come off they act like it. in fact, for the first half of the show they ignore the live chat so thoroughly, concentrating on one another's pleasure so much, that at one point riley has to visibly pull herself together and...

scene title:  twisted passions #26 [scene 1] performers:  aali kali, bunny colby site:  girlfriends films production credits:  dan o'connell (dir.) trailer l: bunny colby, r: aali kali there it is. there's the shabby, underlit, tackily decorated, poorly recorded, dingy-looking girlfriends films style i know so well. twisted passions #26 was released on dvd in november 2018. it's their "hotel fantasies" line, which just means there's about five minutes of very awkward interaction between desk clerk scarlett sage and guests aali and bunny before they confess that they're getting a room so they can explore their newfound feelings for each other in privacy. cut to scarlett toasting their lesbian relationship with champagne in their lingerie. it's the dumbest, most awkward, hideously outdated and blatantly male-fantasy script i've seen from girlfriends all month, and that's saying something. at least once scarlett leaves them to ...

scene title:  behave yourself performers:  ember snow, demi sutra site:  sweetheart video (mile high) production credits:  ricky greenwood (dir.) trailer l: demi sutra, r: ember snow the second scene from lesbian beauties #20: black and asian (the search-term driven literalism of porn titling is so miserable; but at least it's not *gag* ebony) is the last one i'll get to enjoy this month; sweetheart is rolling the next two out (including one with my forever fave ana foxxx) in may. but this is a spectacular way to close out the series on the blog: nigerian-american demi and filipino-american ember are still underappreciated but poised for major breakthroughs, ambitious, smart, and highly skilled. they also really enjoy each other: their appearance together on cherry pimp's wildoncam in march was the best i've ever seen, and they mentioned having worked together before. this scene is presumably what they meant. the scene itself is rather light on...

scene title:  maid for each other: my m.a.i.d.d. performers:  angela white, jill kassidy site:  girlsway (gamma) production credits:  casey calvert & eli cross (dir.), midnight (scr.) trailer l: jill kassidy, r: angela white well, this was a weird one. it's not an unusual scene in the girlsway canon: the site has frequently featured high-concept ridiculousness, from lesbian vampires to accidental aphrodisiac spells to visiting aliens. but it's the first time one of those silly high concepts has been attempted under a director other than stills by alan, and as little as i think of him as a person, he was one of the few who could occasionally pull off that kind of nonsense. i don't think casey and eli can. at least not yet. jill kassidy is perfectly cast as the "cleaning droid" (she does great deadpan) and angela white is of course terrific as the rather nervous, sexually unfulfilled homeowner; but once the agreeable comedy of the opening s...

scene title:  4 on 1 lesbian gangbangs #04 [scene 2] performers:  victoria puppy, angel piaff, tina kay, claudia macc, lilu moon site:  doghouse digital (mile high) production credits:  kk (dir.) trailer l to r, standing: claudia macc, victoria puppy, lilu moon, angel piaff, c: tina kay i disliked the first installment in this series so much that this was bound to be an improvement, if only because the woman at the center of the gangbang is tina kay, who is british and so has no problem verbalizing her enjoyment of the proceedings in detailed and continuous english. perhaps thanks to her example, the rest of them (the czech puppy, piaff, and macc and the russian moon) also do plenty of talking, with the result that there's more chemistry flying around this set in the first ten minutes than there was for the entirety of daphne klyde's session. which doesn't mean i loved it. my objections to the format and genre expectations of the four-strapon...